How this started

I got into printing because I wanted a super specific type of model army for warhammer, then I wanted some terrain but I couldn't afford what everyone was using or wanted something that nobody was selling. One printer turned into 5, a bench covered in half-finished paint pots, and eventually the idea of leasing out my machines and painting skills to other people came to light.

The name is a joke that stuck. You never quite know what's coming out of the studio next — A beautifully hand painted statue, a fix for a very specific problem, a new creators designs, or a client's weird one-off request. That's the fun part.

What I actually do

Print on demand. Miniatures, terrain, grimdark kits, deck boxes, token trays, card storage, statues, busts, dioramas, home décor, and functional prints — storage, gadgets, tools, the boring-but-useful stuff. I print in PLA and PETG as standard, Resin when a piece needs the fine detail, and TPU 60A, ABS or ASA when a part has to flex or take heat. Options to special order material is possible as well.

Painting. Three tiers, no mystery pricing: base coat plus wash for tabletop-ready models, full detail painting, and display-quality finishes for the pieces that live on a shelf instead of a battlemat. Custom color schemes and freehand are on the table — just ask.

Mail-in painting. Already own the model? Ship it to me. Printed, store-bought, someone else's kit, doesn't matter. It comes back built and painted to your spec.

Custom work. Send an STL, OBJ, or a link to a model, and describe what you want. I check the file for printability before I quote it. Turnaround on most standard prints is 5–7 business days; full terrain sets and painted commissions take longer, and I'll tell you the real timeline up front instead of a hopeful one.

The honest bits

I'm one person, not a warehouse. That means:

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Nothing sits in a bin waiting for you. It gets made when you order it.

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Every layer line I don't like, I reprint. The ones that come out almost right go into the Raw Materials & By-Products section cheap, along with reclaimed filament and empty spools — because throwing usable plastic away bothers me more than selling it at a discount. Perfect for those who want to make their own filament.

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If a print arrives damaged or isn't what we agreed on, message me. I'd rather remake it than argue about it.

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Shipping is US-only right now. Free over $110. Ask before you order if you're outside the US and I'll see what I can arrange.

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Adult section orders go out in plain, unmarked packaging. Nothing on the outside tells anyone what's inside.

Why order here instead of a big print farm

Because you can talk to the person holding the airbrush. Ask a question and you get an answer from me, not a ticket number — usually within 1–2 business days. If your idea is strange, niche, or something a bigger shop would decline, that's exactly the kind of thing I want in the queue.

Got something in mind? Request a custom quote or browse what's in the shop.